That is is place of a normal formal greeting because THAT IS FOR FAIRIES.
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WHAT? NO! I AM NOT INSULTING GAY PEOPLE! Gay people are MANLY! Manly is being used here a as a synonym for "GOD DAMN AWESOME!" Get your mind out of the gutter! IT'S LESS THAN CLEANLY IN THERE.
I mean FAIRIES with WINGS. THEY ARE QUITE FORMAL. They have balls (Ballroom dances with dresses'n shit, you dirty birdie!) and wear monocles'n shit! Their books are so fancy that they need a SECOND MONOCLE to read'em!
THAT IS ONE MORE MONOCLE THAN ONE.
READING HELPS WITH BRAIN DEVELOPMENT. I also imagine all of the characters as Christopher Walken in my head! Because he is the 59th hottest woman alive!
EXPLOSION NOISE!
Hear that?! That was me watching "The Christopher Walken Dead!"
ALL THE ZOMBIES ARE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN! Best. Show. EVER!
Anyway! You bitches came here for an anidotal anecdote! (ANTIDOTAL IS NOW A WORD. DEAL WITH IT.)
A story about poison'n backstabbin' and shit!
Long story short I accidentally gave my ripped pet hamster caffeine poisoning by making him chug mountain dew!
I felt so terrible that I gave him MORE MOUNTAIN DEW.
Nothing washes the taste of Mountain Dew out of your mouth like more Mountain Dew! This same logic obviously applies to caffeine poisoning!
MORE CAFFEINE MEANS LESS CAFFEINE.
But don't try that shit with beer! You'll get drunk as SHIT and end up humping a fire hydrant in the middle of your mother-in-law's living room!
THAT SHIT WAS AWKWARD.
I think my hamster is dead!
Anyway! I'm gonna go pump some iron!
...
See you later!
Bitches!
EXPLOSION NOISE!
...
WHAT? NO! I AM NOT INSULTING GAY PEOPLE! Gay people are MANLY! Manly is being used here a as a synonym for "GOD DAMN AWESOME!" Get your mind out of the gutter! IT'S LESS THAN CLEANLY IN THERE.
I mean FAIRIES with WINGS. THEY ARE QUITE FORMAL. They have balls (Ballroom dances with dresses'n shit, you dirty birdie!) and wear monocles'n shit! Their books are so fancy that they need a SECOND MONOCLE to read'em!
THAT IS ONE MORE MONOCLE THAN ONE.
READING HELPS WITH BRAIN DEVELOPMENT. I also imagine all of the characters as Christopher Walken in my head! Because he is the 59th hottest woman alive!
EXPLOSION NOISE!
Hear that?! That was me watching "The Christopher Walken Dead!"
ALL THE ZOMBIES ARE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN! Best. Show. EVER!
Anyway! You bitches came here for an anidotal anecdote! (ANTIDOTAL IS NOW A WORD. DEAL WITH IT.)
A story about poison'n backstabbin' and shit!
Long story short I accidentally gave my ripped pet hamster caffeine poisoning by making him chug mountain dew!
I felt so terrible that I gave him MORE MOUNTAIN DEW.
Nothing washes the taste of Mountain Dew out of your mouth like more Mountain Dew! This same logic obviously applies to caffeine poisoning!
MORE CAFFEINE MEANS LESS CAFFEINE.
But don't try that shit with beer! You'll get drunk as SHIT and end up humping a fire hydrant in the middle of your mother-in-law's living room!
THAT SHIT WAS AWKWARD.
I think my hamster is dead!
Anyway! I'm gonna go pump some iron!
...
See you later!
Bitches!
EXPLOSION NOISE!
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